Howdy Cowboy Country! Hi Mom!
Okay, my crystal ball and I are going to take a nap soon… But, I would be remiss if I forgot to spread some major Romo Love to all the legions of Romomaniacs flocking to join us here at America’s Team cult-hero headquarters of all things Romomagical.
In case you were still unsure, the answer is yes. Yes, he really really is the new messiah who will be majestically leading us all to the silver gates of the New Jerusalem being built down the road off Tom Landry Highway in good ol’ Arlington. And, if Jerry forks over the cash soon.. we’ll go ahead and order a Papa John’s Pizza, switch back to Ma’ Bell or AT&T, throw back a few ice cold Diet Pepsi’s, AND call Jerry a prophet simply to make him feel real good. I sure hope Jerry chooses to wait until after the Romo Super Bowl Victory Party in a few months to give him that whopping 99 Million dollars a year he’s gonna obviously deserve. Luv ya Jerry!
Anyways, perhaps Big Bill should get all the credit for bein’ the honey and locust eatin’ type wilderness dude for making "the change" against the Giants last year? No way.
Should that be Saint Sean’s moniker? Nah, he’s sort of a Judas-type so we will go-ahead and write him out of the Romo mythology for now. We can always throw him back in there somewhere later on.
Want to know a big secret? The credit for all things Romo is …. shhhhhhhh! Gil Brandt.
All I can say is "alien spacecraft" and "Mexico City". You do the math.
Okay, I’ll tell you more. You see, Gil did all this kinda weird, cool stuff on a government issued MAC pc in October of 1977, then again in February of 1980 with Schramm and Landry attending in the old Valley Ranch "War Room", and then again earlier this year from some remote wireless laptop location outside "The Ranch" in Las Colinas, adjacent to a declassified canal zone "area" somewhere near that funky monorail off 114 between Texas Stadium and DFW Airport. Look, I don’t ask questions okay? I’m just glad he’s alive to see it all come to fruition. Amazing!
Oh well, before the Exodus from Irving to Arlington begins, we do get to see a lot more Romomagic for 2 more seasons at ol’ Texas Stadium. Tony is officially now – a lock for the future.
It is written…
Romo – Superman? Did you catch that? (Madden works at the Daily Planet as a ghostwriter part-time) He KNOWS Superman.
Glad Superman wears #9 and a cool star on his helmet when he’s just goofin’ around with the football.
Hey! Somebody put back up that funny pseudo- " 9 TONY ROMO " Ring Of Honor banner thingy in Texas Stadium!
I’m NOT joking. Whomever that ballsy, creative, luxury box- pimpin’ visionary is … whoever you are, I sincerely request you put it right back up!
Don’t worry cause I talked to Jerry, he’s all cool with it. Hurry.
I would like to congratulate Mr. Owens.
That’s right. Mister.
Way to go T.O. !!!
Hey, fellow DFW media dorks. I’m calling YOU dweebs out.
T.O. is a Cowboy. A productive, exciting Cowboy.
Owens has proven to me he is passionate and sincere about his involvement and role.
He has heart, superstar skill, style and may I dare say class?
Ever heard his interviews? Lately? Has T.O. just been misunderstood all this time?
Or is he happy and wiser? Well, for whatever reason, he has been as controversial as a mute monk
sleeping, while receiving nothing but a very bad rap ever since the moment he got here.
He isn’t going anywhere anymore. Nuff said.
Thanks Jerry for not "listening" to all the local media brainiacs who demanded Owens departure this off season.
I never quite got all that?
Regardless, T.O. is for real okay? Back off. Breathe. Applaud.
Write something positive about the player for a change.
I guess nobody has any choice as the stats are now simply way too revealing for anyone to dare challenge T.O.’s worthiness to wear the star.
(BTW check out T.O.’s "personal" column/blog online at the startle~gram after EVERY game- really good stuff! Trust me.)
And, guess what? The legendary Doomsday Defense is baaack!
Also, Baby Bum and Garrett get the "Game Ball" for superb, gutsy play calling.
Going for it like they did on 4th proves they trust, respect, and now believe in Tony.
Hey Hester. You know um Hes, I know Deion Sanders personally. And um Hester, you’re NO Neon Deion! So Romo’s over-hyped huh? Gee Whiz.
The Boys SHUT him down and hopefully up for at least a little while.
Hey, for a real good quality laugh, (hahahaha!!!) – check this out from my ding-dong Chicago Tribune archrival: http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-newdowney23sep23,1,448458.story send him a few comments for me PLEASE! Ha! Good Times.
Hey Downey, how about us Cowpokes settle for just being perhaps a lil’ overly content? 🙂
Yeah, it’s still so very early. But, this potentially glorious season promises to be memorable at the very least.
Admit it Downey, joyrides with everyone here on the new and improved- Super Duper Romomania Bandwagon is Cowboy bliss!
Romo! Romo! Romo!
All Aboard !!!!!!!