A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Captions

I just couldn’t believe my eyes when I got my first glimpse of the promotional picture for Terrell Owen’s new reality show.

Can you believe the audacity of this guy?

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I thought it would be fun, on this slow Cowboys news day, to have sort of  a “caption this” contest.

The top five most unique and creative captions will get posted in an update to this blog.

Thanks to Scott Noll of the DMN for the info on the pic, and the idea.

Have some fun with it, and to get things started, here are a few of my own…

1. Without the Cowboys, I have nothing.

2. Hey Jessica, I heard your single again, want a piece of me?

3. Damn, there’s a bug about to crawl onto my foot.

Comments
  1. Dynasty

    “Damn, JJ could have at least left me some pants when he cut me”

  2. Benjamean

    “Thank god Skynet started making black Terminators!”

  3. James Edwards

    It’s gonna be really cold this winter now

  4. James Edwards

    Cowboys cutting TO- 6 million dollars

    Romo breaking up with jessica- 1 million dollars

    Cowboys Stadium- 1.5 billion dollars

    TO with no clothes in Northern NY in January……priceless

  5. Garrett Robins

    Get Ya Popcorn ready. I need the butter for my skin…

  6. Digna

    First they strip me of my pride
    Then they strip me of my team
    But stripping me of my damn uniform was too much…I still loves me some me.

  7. Catherine Rasco

    “I love me some me!”

  8. MRS MB III

    ok u got to admit he has the body to pull this off. but i think he went jus a lil to far to promote his show, i was gona watch a lil of his show without seein all that lol but he did pull it off tho.

  9. Rob V.

    I knew I would regret telling JJ I would give him the clothes off my back if cutting me would make the Cowboys a better team.

  10. Damn, TO is taking the breakup between him and Romo really hard. I mean, ass naked on the field. …Damn.

  11. Kelly Horn

    1. The T.O. Show: Nothing But ME!

    2. The feeling of the cold, wet turf all over my body really makes me a better football player.

    3. Terrell took his new team too literal when he vowed to do anything for the (dollar) Bills.

  12. Camden

    Now you know why Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo broke up.

  13. Ed Leyro

    Don’t worry. I’ll be wearing a barrel when I go over Niagara Falls.

  14. William Howell

    Wow, I look like this and I still cannot catch a pass!

  15. nate

    look at me.

  16. Riggs

    Im very glad hes GONE!

  17. BECKY

    DAMN ALL THAT MONEY HE HAS AND HE STILL CAN’T BUY SOME CREAM FOR THOSE ASHEY FEET!!!MAYBE THE BILLS CAN PITCH IN TO BUY HIM SOME!!!!

  18. Cowboy Bill

    HAHAHAHAHA

  19. Dwayne

    Man, I hope I’m dreamin. Now where did I put my sharpee?

  20. Dwayne

    Talk about the no fun league. I didn’t use the ball as a prop. Maybe my therapist was right.

  21. Dwayne

    Why Jerry, Why?

  22. Dwayne

    Damn, why did I eat branflakes for breakfast?

  23. Dwayne

    Next question! (Where’s Rosenhaus when you need him?)

  24. Dwayne

    Nare commercial?? I am so going to hire a new agent after this.

  25. April

    Ref: After reviewing the play the receiver used himself as a prop on the field which will result in a indecent exposure penalty

  26. Raina

    All I can say is DAMN! I have never seen a body like that! Whew it is getting hot in LSS land. .lol

  27. BEST JOHN DEERE AD EVER! LOL!

  28. wouldn’t go that far.